My Name

Your Name

Kyle (admin)

Profile Type

Personal

My Personal Profile

My online name

Inkblot

My fake name

The Walrus

My age is

36-45

I live in or around

Seattle, Washington

What sex are you

Male

Relationship status

In a relationship

Something amazing about yourself!

I am the administrator for StumbleOn

Something not so amazing about yourself...

I’m really quite lazy in a lot of ways

Describe yourself with just one word

Quirky

My occupation is

StumbleOn.com, Hubby, Daddy

My company website

http://www.StumbleOn.com

I wish my occupation was

Why wish when it’s already come true?

I get where I am going primarily by

Automobile, walking

My political affiliation is

Defunct

Religious viewpoint

Spiritual

Do you have pets

Cat(s)

My personal heros are

My mom, John Walsh, etc.

My personal website

http://www.StumbleOn.com

My favorite website

StumbleOn.com

My least favorite website

Hate-Sites

If I were the leader of my country I would

Do things differently concerning the financial crisis in some very fundamental ways

If I could be anybody besides me I would be

Another me and get twice as much done, which probably wouldn’t be all that much

Your own Superhero name and powers you have

Captain Gender-Bender – I could change from male to female in the blink of an eye, as well as into any type of race or nationality so that I could blend into any crowd anywhere in the world and never be profiled (ironic huh?) or stereotyped!

If I won the lottery I would

Pay off all of my bills, donate to good causes and just enjoy life without becoming a complete and total bum, which is what I kind of am right now but without the millions

In the past I was a

Farmhand, drywall laborer, auto detailer, college student, lead mainframe tech, entrepreneur, performance artist and JOAT (jack-of-all-trades) for Dr. Sketchy’s Seattle

Right now I am a

Father, mate, and a full-time entrepreneur

In the future I will be

Still successful. I’m always successful one way or another. I may not win every battle, but (with very few exceptions) I always win the war. Just ask anyone who’s ever gone up against me

If I could change one event in history it would be

The birth of Adolph Hitler

Do you believe in the death penalty

Depends on the crime committed

Places I have traveled to

New York City, Las Vegas, Hawaii, Japan, Philippines, Canada, Mexico, and so on

Places I have yet to travel to

All over the rest of the world

Places I regret traveling to

I have yet to experience this regret

My education level is

Some college

Grade School I attended

GVGS

Middle School I attended

GVMS

High School I attended

GVHS

Accomplishments in high school

Just showing up was an accomplishment

College I attended

USD

Fraternities that I am a member of

Boiled Eggs Between the Cheeks BETA PHI CAPA

Sororities that I am a member of

Since I’m not a gal, that would have to be none.

Graduate School I attended

What’s that?

My most favorite day of the week is

Every day

My least favorite day of the week is

Any day that I’m not happy about it being that day

My favorite sports

Football, baseball, hockey, actually I’m not a really big sports fan and haven’t attended or watched a game of any kind for years now. I’m too busy being a dad and working on stuff like StumbleOn.

My least favorite sports

Windmilling

My favorite quotes

“If you don’t like it, well then, hell, you just don’t like it.” – Nick Nolte (I think – just found out I made that one up!)
“Hey… Careful, man, there’s a beverage here. Hey!!!” – The Dude
“An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.” – Henry Ford

My least favorite quotes

“Welcome to the first day of work!” – Any previous employers

Music I like

Rock & roll, alternative, heavy metal, country, soul, R&B

Music I dislike

The boring kind because good music to me needs to be played raw and played loud.

Bands I like

VAST, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, The Screaming Trees, Johnny Cash, the doors, the american night, The Who, Stone Temple Pilots, Rush, etc.

Bands I dislike

Everybody’s got a bit of something, however so little, that I can usually get into

Musicians I like

Robby Krieger, Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Layne Staley, Mike McCready

Musicians I dislike

R. Kelly, Chris Brown, Phil Spector and a few of the other bad apples

Movies I like

Shawshank Redemption, Grumpy Old Men, Field of Dreams, You’ve Got Mail, SpongeBob SquarePants

My favorite actors are

Jeff Bridges, Robert Downey Jr., Tim Robbins, Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Kevin Spacey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson, John Cusack, Ossie Davis, Sean Penn, Bill Murray, Jim Carrey, Christopher Walken, Richard Dreyfuss

My favorite actresses are

Kathy Bates, Hilary Swank, Drew Barrymore, Kate Winslet, Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Gwyneth Paltrow, Katharine Hepburn, Reese Witherspoon

Movies I dislike

It has to be really, really, really bad for me to not like it

My least favorite actors are

Well they’re all better at acting than I am, but Mel Gibson sure seems like a good candidate and I used to really like him too!

My least favorite actresses are

I can’t even compete

Books I like

1984, Catcher in the Rye, Astronomy, Science, Facts, Technical

Authors I like

George Orwell, J.D. Salinger

Books I dislike

I really haven’t read enough of them to say

Authors I dislike

I have to read more books that I know nothing about to get an opinion on that

Places I like

Home Sweet Home – Seattle, Midwest

Places I dislike

Crowded places

People I like

Most folks as long as they don’t get on my bad side

People I dislike

They know who they are, though there are only a handful of them

Companies I like

Not very many of them that are really likable, but I use their services and products nonetheless

Companies I dislike

Bad ones, and there are plenty of those out there

Products I like

Same answer to the one given for “Companies I like”

Products I dislike

Anything that’s junk

Beverages I like

Water, Coffee, Fat Tire

Beverages I dislike

Goldschlager

Food I like

Pizza, Hamburgers, Adobo, New York Steak, Chinese

Food I dislike

Brownies!

Restaurants I like

Red Mill

Restaurants I dislike

Zoopa

My Business Profile

Name of business

StumbleOn

Type of business

Profiles for everyone!

Business website

http://www.StumbleOn.com

Business address

http://www.StumbleOn.com

Hours of operation

24 hours a day, 365 days per year

Contact information

http://www.stumbleon.com/members/admin/

Rewards program

It’s completely free to join!

My Point Of View

The way I see it is...

Well, this one is going to take some time… But first on the current financial crisis; I’d gather $1 billion up to buy up recently defaulted mortgages, credit cards, auto loans, medical bills, basically anything that’s collectable through lawsuits, garnishments, etc. I could likely obtain somewhere around $50 billion worth of debt on paper, because if you don’t know it – when all debts are charged-off (usually within 6 months of default) by an original creditor they are bunched up in batches and sold to third-party debt collectors (junk debt buyers) who are “investors” who then tack on all sorts of fees, charges, interest, etc. and then start calling, mailing and generally harassing folks who didn’t have the money for the original creditor(s) in the first place so why they would have it several months later is beyond me. Then I would charge a minimal amount and offer the debtor that and promise to update their credit reports to reflect that the debt has been settled in-full and I would also promise not to sell the “remaining” part of the debt to anyone else. In other words, if I paid $0.05 on the dollar for someone’s charged-off credit card debt of $20, 000.00 I would have then paid a total of $1, 000.00 for the debt. I would then offer to settle in-full with the debtor for $1, 500.00, with no tricks or surprises included in the deal. That’s already 50% profit on my investment, and it wouldn’t be a killer settlement for the debtor either compared to the “original” amount of $20, 000.00! Everyone wins! This would then allow this person to get back into the economy and contribute instead of being stuck in debtors prison hiding out and running from these debts for years on end. If all (I admit this to be unlikely, even with such a great offer as I am proposing here) of the debtors accepted the offer then that initial $1 billion investment is now worth $1.5 billion, minus expenses. Then you take the profits and reinvest it in the same manner and do it all over again. The word would eventually get out that you are the real deal and that debtors should definitely work with you. In fact, they would probably come to you offering a settlement on their debt! It’s brilliant, and it would go a heck of a lot further, and be a whole lot cheaper and lot less painful for everyone, in getting this economy going than the other methods that have been tried so far. My idea tops out at around $5 billion to fully work (which equates to roughly $100 billion of debt wiped clean), and you’d fully make back the $5 billion, plus change! The government bail-out of the banks and other financial institutions cost over $1 trillion dollars! Who has the better approach here?